Hi guys, ive been dyno-hunting and Squatchin' again. No need to travel abroad lads we have them right here in the Emerald Isle.
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Ive come up with the conclusion that the Sasquatch is some kind of Samurai (without armour) but the Bigfoots are different creatures. A cross between bear, gorilla and human. The Sasquatch are also mountain trolls. Even more gigantic than the Sasquatch are the Nephilim, they are mountain giants that wear helmets, boots and armour around the torso and knees. Nevertheless I say that Sasquatch and Bigfoot is more or less the same term, differentiating the black and the amber is my own personal categorization.
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Recently I was getting back to my ancestral grounds and doing some camping in the highlands of Native Ireland. What I have been experiencing these last 2 weeks has been absolutely incredible. I hung out with the circular creature from Lough Bray. It is a massive dinosaur like cryptid with arms, hands, legs and feet! Its head is almost perfectly circular half the size of a small car.
*Edit: (] It was late night and misty, I saw what I thought was a gap between its legs but its not a gap, I have read about accounts of lake monsters before where the witness said they saw two legs. This man or woman said that they are not legs, it is a silver crescent on its chest. Lake monsters use streams and even scarce water to navigate. I have come to the conclusion that the Circular Creature is a monster with a long snake like tail with arms! It makes a loud dinosaur noise similar to the Minotaur in the Playstation game Elder Scrolls: Oblivion. (]
I was in what they call the "Badlands" an area on the border between Dublin and Wicklow. I could place this area in a triangle of some sort with Glencree, Cloon Woods and Kippure as placemarks. I'll just start with this:
It started to get dark very fast at my campsite, there seemed to be a presence around and a cyclone of somesort overhead. I knew there was something down the path (a stream). And there infront of me stood the Circular Creature 4m wide and 12 feet tall. I saw its child earlier during the daytime in the thicket very near to the entrance. I decided to go the way I went and it took me a bit of time to cross over the dead environment back onto the dirt road. I stopped at the logs to do some chanting (I suffer from Tourette's). On my way back to the entrance I passed it again. It was to the left of me standing in the river. If you think im insane right now holy-Mary-mother-of-god! And I had so much fun.
After I passed Big Bob everything went nuts. The road didn't seem to end. I saw many spaceships. I was in absolute awe of the technology. The Grays craft is rectangular and robust around the edges with aerials and lights sticking out of it in all directions. I cant really remember the other UFO's very well they seemed more Insectillian. When I made it back to the safety area I was confronted by Grays. They are sexless and monitor in pairs and they can teleport.
Then suddenly when I reached the entrance again I was brought to another dimension where I stood in awe of Sasquatches, Leifou, Tall wirey monkeys and of course The Nephilim. I spent a lot of time with them, we seemed to have had a telepathic philosophical debate about Earth, security and sexuality. I was allowed to leave provided I don't give up on my goal to plant trees and go out on a limb and legalize the great alienplant Cannabis brought to us by Shiva The God of the Universe Itself.
On my way back to the nearest town a teenage cat jumped the road infront of me. Mother Squatch was also there keeping an eye on her. I also saw the Greenman some kind of pagan God.
